Sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm. It gives pleasure when it's fully consummated. Unfortunately frustration is around the corner. An incomplete sneeze triggers a feeling of non-consummation which - as well as sexual dissatisfaction - can lead to physio-psychological disorders. If in the sexual sphere auto-erotism and sex toys have saved generations of unsatisfied and irritable women, would-be sneezers await answers from scientists and sociotherapists yet. How can their pain be relieved? While the scientific community is dealing with the 'incomplete sneeze' problem, other social and political factors are affecting the life of our 'ah ah ah without choo' peers. Unemployment, precarious work, credit crunch, the Conservatives&LiberalDemocrats coalition and Cheryl Cole's new hair dye make things even worse. A new movement of unsatisfied sneezers was established recently in Newport thanks to the support of the local Union of Mineworkers. The movement is growing and is likely to spread like wildfire in the short term.
Sneezers of the world, unite! Hoist your tissue and free yourself!
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